On Parents and Cell Phones

When I become a highly respected academic scholar, I'm planning to offer a class that will educate mothers on how to operate their cellular telephones. The cost of enrollment will be $10,000 per head and we will maintain a strict no-refund policy. This may seem a little steep, but I feel like children would be willing to pay any amount if it meant that they wouldn't have to deal with the level frustration that comes with parental cell phone ownership.

And, even though she doesn't know it, my mother is already signed up for the first semester.