Owl City and Skittles

Today Facebook suggested that I become a fan of Skittles. Apparently if you're a fan of Owl City, it's assumed that you also gorge yourself on sugary-sweet candies.

I can't help but wonder if Adam Young would be proud of this.

Epitome of Twilight

I'm not being hyperbolic when I say that I am completely dumbfounded by the success of the Twilight series.

This is a series of plot-less books that has been obsessively consumed by illiterate teenagers on scale so impressive that it can only be described as cultish. All the while, Twilight is simply a supermarket romance novel dressed up as Sci-Fi fantasy - and poorly dressed at that.

I just want one member of the female gender to admit to me that the only reason they find Twilight to be enjoyable is because, for once, the men are the ones running around half naked.

Congratulations teenage girls, you've discovered pornography.